Ty's Adventures

Scenes from the Minivan....

On our way to dinner....

Ty: Mommy, how did I get out of your tummy when I was born?

Mark (whispers): He asked me that about a week ago and I changed the subject.

Me: Well, honey, you were in a place inside me called my uterus and when you were ready to come out, you came out of my uterus through my vagina...

Ty (incredulous): WHA...??????

Mark: bwahahahahahahahhahahahaahhaha!!!!!

Me: *snort*

Nearly home...

Ty:  Look, there's the moon, following me again.  It's going to park over our house.

Always good times in the minivan.